hip replacement reunion

Perhaps a little too niche.

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lighthouse watchman lonely hearts

The wind and the waves are enough for them.  They don’t need us.

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bacon chest plate

Every good butcher cum warrior reinactment enthusiast should get one.

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synthetic slipper static

Of course this exists – do you think I like my hair to look like a dandelion clock?

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your valentine’s boss

The schmoochiest cuddliest loveliest day of the year approaches and he’s still a frigid evil troll.

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your mum loves barry manilow

Not the most acerbic of cusses but worthy of use, no?

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condensation stains curtains

My Auntie Pru would definitely beg to differ, you should see the state of her swags.

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pizza pilot gets points

They drive like little bl**dy maniacs yet not one of them has made the news (according to Google) for being punished for their anti-social ways!

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Somali tugboat service

In the words of our submitter: “I could have sworn they are doing some business over there.”

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dog blanket fluff

My house is littered with it?

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bellringer’s neck ache

None apparently… nor “bellringer’s shoulder pain” either.  I may take up the hobby now I’m confident there are no worrying levels of physical duress.

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itchy conifer bonnets

How can one ensure that their favourite evergreens are both comfortable yet sufficiently well-presented when their bonnets itch so?

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redneck marathon champion

Running 26.4 miles when there’s no warrant out for your arrest and you haven’t got your wifebeater caught in the tailgate of a Ute?

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jumping green elephants

going round in circles in front of my absinthe-fueled eyes…..

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canada lacks snow

Untrue, so unsurprisingly unstated.

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transmission fluid martini

“When the party is rocking and you run out of liquor, this drink can be a quick (and less tasty) substitute.”

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hat attacks grape

A juicy tale.

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minced juggler

I’ve seen some that mince but none as yet that have been minced.

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hopscotch champion impales self

…on? I wish I knew.

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hairy hermit tits

Pretty little birdies only found in Tibet.  (Yes, get your mind back out of the gutter.)

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