condensation stains curtains
My Auntie Pru would definitely beg to differ, you should see the state of her swags.
pizza pilot gets points
They drive like little bl**dy maniacs yet not one of them has made the news (according to Google) for being punished for their anti-social ways!
Somali tugboat service
In the words of our submitter: “I could have sworn they are doing some business over there.”
dog blanket fluff
My house is littered with it?
bellringer’s neck ache
None apparently… nor “bellringer’s shoulder pain” either. I may take up the hobby now I’m confident there are no worrying levels of physical duress.
itchy conifer bonnets
How can one ensure that their favourite evergreens are both comfortable yet sufficiently well-presented when their bonnets itch so?
redneck marathon champion
Running 26.4 miles when there’s no warrant out for your arrest and you haven’t got your wifebeater caught in the tailgate of a Ute?
jumping green elephants
going round in circles in front of my absinthe-fueled eyes…..
canada lacks snow
Untrue, so unsurprisingly unstated.
transmission fluid martini
“When the party is rocking and you run out of liquor, this drink can be a quick (and less tasty) substitute.”
hat attacks grape
A juicy tale.
minced juggler
I’ve seen some that mince but none as yet that have been minced.
hopscotch champion impales self
…on? I wish I knew.
hairy hermit tits
Pretty little birdies only found in Tibet. (Yes, get your mind back out of the gutter.)
knife-wielding gynecologist
“I guess those gynecologists aren’t as scary as I thought.” comments Elizabeth the contributor. Indeed.
arteriolsclerotic nintendo game
Hardly a surprise that there’s no websites about that.
cookie farting water drinker
Not our most educated of contributors but we should not judge.
fish wrangling holiday
Book yours today!
no results found today
Smart alec wise guy. Well done.
Robert Mugabe childcare services
*sharp intake of breath* we don’t normally go so edgy but this one is a touch of genius