Just a little dab of something to alleviate the stiffness…

Not long left to organise this jamboree… uh huh.

How I would love to honour my shallower mates with such a suitable treat.

Can no one help out whilst I’m on hols?  That pesky Hansel and Gretel are going to wreak havoc if I leave my home unguarded…

“…from getting too much sun wearing a v-necked shirt (like a farmer’s / builder’s tan in a t-shirt)”

now showing a result on Google as the proud discoverer of this term tweeted it!  we still think valid to publish though…

Seems a shame that no one has yet thought to open up a market for this… millions of women (and men) are living with these blighters – seems like we should be out loud and proud and celebrate our throbbing legs!

With a nose that big, it’s hard to believe there’s no record of them…

For those who prefer a specialist cleaning product for every eventuality.

Now that would be a website of much mirth and jollity, albeit at others’ expense.

Sorry Poppa, no one else cares a jot.  I’m counting down with anticipation though, don’t worry!

My 2 year old says she can see one, she’s adamant – no one else?

This egocentric Googler gets her come-uppance.

Looking forward to a couple of weeks of fun fun activities in crowded family venues over the Easter break…?

(so he didn’t notice the big hole at the top to put the water in)

I only need a little one – can anyone help?

…would be such a fitting accessory for my new spring outfit.  Shame.

Perhaps a little too niche.

The wind and the waves are enough for them.  They don’t need us.

Every good butcher cum warrior reinactment enthusiast should get one.

Of course this exists – do you think I like my hair to look like a dandelion clock?