entertaining with thumb screws
Yup, that guy is a right catch.
plumbers wearing wellies
None. Not even in an absolute flood?
miniature kazoo player
Another tiny morsel of pleasure, just not for eating.
strawberry flavoured knicker elastic
Can you really see yourself saying “chew my knickers”? Exactly.
binary bonking
In out in out… shake that booty all about.
cycling with lizards
One for Costner…
warm lingering doubts
Mills and Boon: you have to seize onto a book title opportunity like this!
centipede with verrucas
That’s gonna take a lot of Bazuka.
the blood crazed ringleader
Another ASBO needed.
minibuses of the world
The yearning for knowledge that started this whole thing off…