fishstick perfume
For the lady angler in your life.
anti social burping order
For long suffering wives and girlfriends everywhere…
mischievous flapping device
Making girls’ skirts fly up, blowing off toupees, scaring babies… What a mischievous device!
stargazing in spring
There should be hundreds of poems and love songs about this!
chunky ostrich thighs
The monthly magazine for boys that love big birds.
unhappy pig ceremony
Aaawwwwww. That’s a sad thought, poor little curlytails.
noodle wrangling allstar
Apt for the month of the Olympics in China.
arse flute jazz
Yes, yes, the arse flute is real…