reference library bandit

Really f*cking about with the dewey decimal system, man.

nasty puppy butt

Why I’m giving the dog a bath.

charity gagfest

Sponsored honking. Honk for Africa. Bad idea.

cupcake shaped genital warts

Oh dear.

choirboys love singing

Apparently not. Didn’t you always suspect that their parents forced them into it to get them into the ‘right’ school?

google causes erectile dysfunction

Now that’s funny but is it worth getting sued for!  Let’s hope the gods of search have a sense of humour.

sunglasses for ladybirds

Hungover again..?

platonic digerydoos

It’s best that way.  An amorous digerydoo is not a nice thing to see.

unravelling donkey DNA

Hard to believe there’s no websites on this topic.