flightless bird fanciers
Is that the birds or the fanciers? I feel for both.
wellington boots for hamsters
Global warming will hit the shortlegged hard.
Monkey Urine Sours
Only for the most hardened of drinkers, but apparently similar to Ouzo.
microscopic snuff particles
Passive sniffing is deadly. Just say no.
heart warmingly macabre
Like the good old santa claus at your local shopping centre/mall…
fragrant sow cheeks
A very rare delicacy but you can get 4 for a tenner on the Old Kent Road.
moose chases tail
Richard Attenborough is losing his grip, this should be covered…
why is gideon skinny
Gideon?
hamster meat pies
A tiny morsel of gastronomic pleasure.