i smell of potassium
I been licking cream of tartar, it nice to lick.
unattractive pandas
No wonder they are dying out..?
flatulent pillows
Oversized whoopee cushions for today’s ample rear?
the shivering nun
Great pub, nice carvery, Betty the landlady does a cracking irish jig.
child eats own head
How disappointing that there’s no results for this one! The National Enquirer has missed a trick here.
roger went bad
And I bet he was loads more fun…
nostril flavoured milk
Only the mind of a genius could have thought up that one.
luminous hair follicles
Verging on the ridiculous… probably a hot trend for fall.