obese and available
Call 0898… a rather large gap in the market don’t you think?
flapjack backpack
A seriously sublime rhyme… Un valise delice.
owl infested underpants
What a hoot!
doing the southwark walk
Slightly less ‘fly’ than the Lambeth one, bro
frozen monkey suckers
Too hard to get ‘em fresh, they go rancid so quick.
potato eye bath
Aww, the little spuds have got dirt in their eyes.
gruffalo curry
Allow to simmer for a good couple of hours, those gruffalos is chewy. Tastes a bit like goat.
shoes for martians
Give generously to our cause, martians need footwear too.