backwards sausage roll
Honestly. The flaky pastry crumbles everywhere.
bolivian palindromes
The poor Bolivians, most countries have them.
versatile gun holster
Yankee doodle dandy, and such a bargain in the sale.
a sexier loft conversion
Is there such a thing? Mirrored walls and a glass roof to flash at aeroplane pilots?
big orange wolverine
Just walking down the High Road eating Wotsits. Apparently.
wearing a pretty merkin
The ongoing debate about Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary…
farmer creates fragrant brussels
A highly prized cure for wind?
jealous buttercups
Everyone’s using clover nowadays apparently.
turquoise posted notes
Surreally nice phrase that. Tickles my mouth good.