cheese flavour rooster
Finger-licking good stuff.
marmite lollipops
Couldn’t you just suck them all day long.
seahorses can’t fart
That’s why their little eyes are so bulgy.
spicy bingo wings
The Colonel loves to watch them wabble.
jellyfeet and bunions
Sounds like a new CBeebies classic. I can hear the annoying theme tune already…
museum of mouths
Poor chap, sounds like he gets nightmares.
crunchy vinegar biscuits
Really clear the palate and aid digestion. Just stand well back when the burps come.
learning to armpit fart
Such a childhood milestone. Completely undocumented on t’internet. Infathomable.