philanthropic snails
See guys? They’re only eating your hostas to help the homeless.
narcoleptic coffee drinker
Not everyone is switching to decaff.
dwarf beauty queen
There’s a channel 4 documentary opportunity if I’ve ever seen one.
bananas in negligees
The banana girlfriends of bananas in pyjamas.
elastic band harvest
Stretching the truth to think this is something real… Stretching ho ho ho, nice.
gothic cathedrals to rent
That’s the credit crunch for you…
basildon boogie
Throw your handbags in the middle girls!
polish for drinking boots
Nice to look at your drunken face in your toecaps whilst you vomit.