discus kicking horse
It’s not cheating. He hasn’t got hands.
sticky ball deodorant
Nothing worse than a sticky ball. I will buy this as soon as it’s available.
purple genital lice
Not clever. Not nice. But not on Google.
mouldy hippo party
Wisbech Rotarians meet every third Thursday of the month at the Sports and Social Club on the ring road.
festive squid knickers
And nothing says “Happy Thanksgiving” quite like them.
chantilly earwax
So fine and lacy, made by fairies.
empty minded xerox farts
Ooh, you’re toxic. I’m slippin’ underrrr…
thumbscrew napkin
Ouch.
lost child discovers atlantis
Darn. If we can’t find Atlantis, we’re not gonna find the little kiddy now, are we?