plumbers twist pipes

and then charge you an arm and a leg to untwist them.

dairymen pull udders

And at work they milk cows.

viperous psychological oedema

A challenging and rewarding mouthful of a condition.

vicious pot plant attack

A geranium with a grudge.  Home horticulturalists please beware.

volcanic carmex explosion

Balm-tastic.

barbers mow scalps

Mind your ears.

yellow buffalo snores

Vibrating the prairies every springtime.

doggy bum sniff

Hello in Pekinese.