nosebleed joystick

Grunge rock band from the town called Prince Rupert in Canada – search iTunes – kickin’.

monkey eats condo

And it’s gone completely unreported on t’internet.  News of the World – where were you?

nepotists hired my family

…and you can see the full coverage on ITV4

ashley loathes bananas

shame she was born a monkey

underpants conquerors

AKA Club 18-30 clients.

appalachian love triangle

A scandal and a disgrace, they were shunned.

bogus ballbag

Darn.  Now I’ve lost my balls.  What a trickster of a bag.

edible kitten feet

Don’t howl, you eat lovely fluffy little lambs.