I like to wear leopard print clothes
Unbelievable. No one prepared to admit to this? Not even this season?
cats eat green mittens
…which is how the kittens came to have lost them.
happy old typewriter
Idling in retirement whilst young PC keyboard picks up the slack.
moose antler sandwich
Probably better suited to a big old baguette.
freezing rain touches my heart
that’s a long-lost James Blunt lyric if I’ve ever heard one
slaughterhouse lovers
Romance born amongst the carcasses, a beautiful example of how love prevails.
dirty golden picture frames
Time for Cash in the Attic.
yummy biscuit buns
I’m salivating at the very thought…
exploding camel oatmeal
Don’t get the hump. It happens to the best of us.