touch my plantain
perhaps an invitation to those philanthropic snails?
my mother-in-law’s rechargeable thingy
The. Mind. Boggles.
cockney diagnostics
“that’ll cost ya at least a monkey, me old china”
amazing sex with hugh hefner
Not a single kiss ‘n’ tell story anywhere to be found. That’s the world’s best kept secret, then…
monkey hooking school
Unless you can hook ‘em, you can’t cook ‘em.
happy asian animals
None. Never been reported on. Cripes, pandas are such miserable bears.
koi carp casserole
Expensive but worth it. RandomMick says “delicious”.
recipe for apple and mud
…patiently enjoyed through gritted teeth by the mothers of toddlers worldwide.
psycho Stan’s scissors
I am at a loss for words on that one.
oversized man diapers
Thank the lord for online pharmacies.