cookie farting water drinker

Not our most educated of contributors but we should not judge.

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Smart alec wise guy. Well done.

Robert Mugabe childcare services

*sharp intake of breath* we don’t normally go so edgy but this one is a touch of genius

nutritious zebra cheese

“Stringy and stripy, stripy and stringy…” I can hear the jingle now…

flapping pirate eyepatch

How is a pirate supposed to keep the flies away from his eyebrows? Goodness.

pig-lizard dictator of atlantis

OMG – he must be the one holding that lost kid hostage.

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Series 2 of Cash in the Attic

rugby playing goldfish

Check out his cauliflower gills.