jumping green elephants
going round in circles in front of my absinthe-fueled eyes…..
canada lacks snow
Untrue, so unsurprisingly unstated.
transmission fluid martini
“When the party is rocking and you run out of liquor, this drink can be a quick (and less tasty) substitute.”
hat attacks grape
A juicy tale.
minced juggler
I’ve seen some that mince but none as yet that have been minced.
hopscotch champion impales self
…on? I wish I knew.
hairy hermit tits
Pretty little birdies only found in Tibet. (Yes, get your mind back out of the gutter.)
knife-wielding gynecologist
“I guess those gynecologists aren’t as scary as I thought.” comments Elizabeth the contributor. Indeed.
arteriolsclerotic nintendo game
Hardly a surprise that there’s no websites about that.