Somali tugboat service
In the words of our submitter: “I could have sworn they are doing some business over there.”
dog blanket fluff
My house is littered with it?
bellringer’s neck ache
None apparently… nor “bellringer’s shoulder pain” either. I may take up the hobby now I’m confident there are no worrying levels of physical duress.
itchy conifer bonnets
How can one ensure that their favourite evergreens are both comfortable yet sufficiently well-presented when their bonnets itch so?
redneck marathon champion
Running 26.4 miles when there’s no warrant out for your arrest and you haven’t got your wifebeater caught in the tailgate of a Ute?