may day elvis tribute
Not long left to organise this jamboree… uh huh.
fair weather friendship bracelet
How I would love to honour my shallower mates with such a suitable treat.
gingerbread house sitter
Can no one help out whilst I’m on hols? That pesky Hansel and Gretel are going to wreak havoc if I leave my home unguarded…
farmer’s cleavage
“…from getting too much sun wearing a v-necked shirt (like a farmer’s / builder’s tan in a t-shirt)”
now showing a result on Google as the proud discoverer of this term tweeted it! we still think valid to publish though…
varicose vein enhancer
Seems a shame that no one has yet thought to open up a market for this… millions of women (and men) are living with these blighters – seems like we should be out loud and proud and celebrate our throbbing legs!
pinocchio’s bogies
With a nose that big, it’s hard to believe there’s no record of them…