cookie farting water drinker
Not our most educated of contributors but we should not judge.
fish wrangling holiday
Book yours today!
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Smart alec wise guy. Well done.
Robert Mugabe childcare services
*sharp intake of breath* we don’t normally go so edgy but this one is a touch of genius
nutritious zebra cheese
“Stringy and stripy, stripy and stringy…” I can hear the jingle now…
flapping pirate eyepatch
How is a pirate supposed to keep the flies away from his eyebrows? Goodness.
pig-lizard dictator of atlantis
OMG – he must be the one holding that lost kid hostage.
uffington penguin memorabilia
Series 2 of Cash in the Attic
rugby playing goldfish
Check out his cauliflower gills.
touch my plantain
perhaps an invitation to those philanthropic snails?
my mother-in-law’s rechargeable thingy
The. Mind. Boggles.
cockney diagnostics
“that’ll cost ya at least a monkey, me old china”
amazing sex with hugh hefner
Not a single kiss ‘n’ tell story anywhere to be found. That’s the world’s best kept secret, then…
monkey hooking school
Unless you can hook ‘em, you can’t cook ‘em.
happy asian animals
None. Never been reported on. Cripes, pandas are such miserable bears.
koi carp casserole
Expensive but worth it. RandomMick says “delicious”.
recipe for apple and mud
…patiently enjoyed through gritted teeth by the mothers of toddlers worldwide.
psycho Stan’s scissors
I am at a loss for words on that one.
oversized man diapers
Thank the lord for online pharmacies.
I like to wear leopard print clothes
Unbelievable. No one prepared to admit to this? Not even this season?