monkey hooking school
Unless you can hook ‘em, you can’t cook ‘em.
vicious pot plant attack
A geranium with a grudge. Home horticulturalists please beware.
heart warmingly macabre
Like the good old santa claus at your local shopping centre/mall…
google causes erectile dysfunction
Now that’s funny but is it worth getting sued for! Let’s hope the gods of search have a sense of humour.
mischievous flapping device
Making girls’ skirts fly up, blowing off toupees, scaring babies… What a mischievous device!