pinocchio’s bogies
With a nose that big, it’s hard to believe there’s no record of them…
partridge feather bonnet
…would be such a fitting accessory for my new spring outfit. Shame.
nutritious zebra cheese
“Stringy and stripy, stripy and stringy…” I can hear the jingle now…
road rage hedgehog
I’m surprised that not one of the prickly little victims has got angry yet.
spicy bingo wings
The Colonel loves to watch them wabble.
flightless bird fanciers
Is that the birds or the fanciers? I feel for both.
reference library bandit
Really f*cking about with the dewey decimal system, man.
choirboys love singing
Apparently not. Didn’t you always suspect that their parents forced them into it to get them into the ‘right’ school?
stargazing in spring
There should be hundreds of poems and love songs about this!
minibuses of the world
The yearning for knowledge that started this whole thing off…