seahorses can’t fart

That’s why their little eyes are so bulgy.

learning to armpit fart

Such a childhood milestone. Completely undocumented on t’internet. Infathomable.

why is gideon skinny

Gideon?

hamster meat pies

A tiny morsel of gastronomic pleasure.

unhappy pig ceremony

Aaawwwwww. That’s a sad thought, poor little curlytails.