oversized man diapers
Thank the lord for online pharmacies.
appalachian love triangle
A scandal and a disgrace, they were shunned.
plumbers twist pipes
and then charge you an arm and a leg to untwist them.
dairymen pull udders
And at work they milk cows.
barbers mow scalps
Mind your ears.
cannibals chew people
In case you were unclear about that.
invisible juggling machine
it’s rubbish, it regularly drops balls but you just can’t prove it.
tapeworm aficionado
Every topic has it’s expert.
electrified sushi folder
the fish WAS raw until his wet fingers strayed near the plug socket…
creamy weasel sorbet
Top secret documents from Ben and Jerry’s product development team found on a bus.
festive squid knickers
And nothing says “Happy Thanksgiving” quite like them.
philanthropic snails
See guys? They’re only eating your hostas to help the homeless.
narcoleptic coffee drinker
Not everyone is switching to decaff.
big orange wolverine
Just walking down the High Road eating Wotsits. Apparently.
flapjack backpack
A seriously sublime rhyme… Un valise delice.
nostril flavoured milk
Only the mind of a genius could have thought up that one.
chunky ostrich thighs
The monthly magazine for boys that love big birds.
miniature kazoo player
Another tiny morsel of pleasure, just not for eating.